Ask the elitists:
- Why they needs to ride instead of mingling with their constituents
- How much the carriage cost taxpayers – in past years it was $700 https://blnnews.com/2016/11/07/normal-time-to-say-no/
- Doesn’t Normal own any worthy vehicles they could have used
Who will be riding with Koos since Fritzen and McBride are gone.
Will it be Chemberly Cummings? Kathleen Lorenz? Scott Preston? Kevin McCarthy?
Does the road still look this bad or did Uptown get fixed?
Seems to me that a horse drawn carriage is appropriate for the Royal Fortress.
It would be more appropriate if a bull (ox) would be pulling this wagon filled with BS.
Remember when Koos had another one of his Facebook “frustration rants” about horse poop in the St. Patrick’s Day parade that he wrongly accused Stan Nord for bringing to the parade? I think they ought to ride in either a Connect Transit bus or a Rivian electronic vehicle.
Has anyone seen a Rivian vehicle run? They weren’t driven to Uptown.
My point exactly! As for the Connect Transit bus, that will probably be empty.
You might as well have asked if anyone has seen an unicorn on Normal streets. Its the same answer!
I don’t know if anyone saw the ads that Ford is running on Facebook? They appear to be making a big move into electric vehicles. Yes they are actually going to BUILD and market through their dealer network a entire line of electric vehicles! How they plan to compete with Rivian’s imaginary line-up is anyone’s guess? I am sure that Captain BS (pictured here) is not worried. Rivian can handle anything that Ford or Tesla throws at them. FYI – Tesla just announced that they will be building (they are actually going to make it) a large very nice pickup that costs $50,000. And yes everyone is excited about it and it’s price tag.
See the recent article here:
Tesla Pickup Truck To Be Priced Below $50,000, Makes Ram Seem Puny https://www.news24hlive.com/tesla-pickup-truck-to-be-priced-below-50000-makes-ram-seem-puny/?kaci=ivica&fbclid=IwAR3VU-jL_8U3ukmgG9XxLlnnQLINUwo6hQKi9DPZap5djBQopP8hr_tRdhI
A Tesla truck? Will multiple fire extinguishers be standard equipment or optional? I hear that if a raging fire breaks out that the body can later be used as a coffin to save on funeral expenses. It’s UGLY!
For Koos, I wish that the red shirt ONLY indicated a loyal ISU alum. There’s a much more sinister meaning there.
Koos SHOULD be in an electric car, as horses are SO NOT “uptown” He wants a well kept and beautiful BS utopia. Maybe he should riding a horse or DONKEY! Which would be a PERFECT match!
Besides, Those animals are leading to global warming Mr Koos.. Or don’t you PRACTICE what you preach???
Sorry but it is too easy so here goes my Friday evening chat.
Koos….since he is the bicycle God should be riding a bicycle, he can rent the royal fartress (not a typo) a 3 wheel bike to evenly distribute the weight of all that BS….
But instead maybe they ride a sanitation department vehicle….which would be very appropriate
Since it is close to Halloween they could dress as Mr. and Mrs. Hankey (Southpark people will get this) but guess what? To achieve this they both could come as they are.
If they must ride in a $700 carriage, I propose spending an extra $100 and giving the horses some industrial strength laxative in their food 3 hours prior so they properly lay a special carpet suited to Koos and the farrtress….
Finally one should take a picture of the whole mess and use it as a reason for the federal government get involved in animal cruelty regulation….
shouldn’t the council be riding bikes from Vitesse ? then again,with the condition of the streets it would be damn near impossible to do that.