While flying around, I frequently hear people refer to the local newspaper as The Pantygraph.
According to their website, that’s how the name is supposed to be pronounced:
Pantagraph (pan’-te-graf)
http://www.pantagraph.com/app/customerservice/about.php
Who knew?
I prefer slantagraph.
I just don’t refer to it.
I prefer Pantycrap
I call it an item I need too use for putting under an item to paint